Okay, so celebrity sensationalism (I refuse to call it “journalism”) is a drug, and the masses are addicted. “JUST SAY NO,” people! Every minute that you spend following these meaningless, banal stories, it’s more time that you are NOT spending staying informed on the news and events that are shaping and changing our world (which, in case you’ve been too busy following celebrities to notice, is going someplace extremely warm in a hand-basket). That’s precisely what the powers-that-be like, too. You just keep staring at the pretty pictures of the celebs and reading the fluff, while they steal your money and rape you. It’s time to pay attention, people – to the important stuff!